December 2009
97 posts
betoeski74:
I have a muthaphuken mark or scar on ma face from getting manhandled..
Lol. Sorry my bad. I will go easy on you next time. Lol
betoeski74:
I have a muthaphuken mark or scar on ma face from getting manhandled..
My tummy hurts :-/
eskimofishykisses:
carmenweirdo:
I just finished eating a sandwich. It was pretty delicious too.Then when I was putting all the stuff I used away I realized that the ham was expired. It didn’t taste funny or anything it actually tasted pretty darn good.
But now my stomach hurts really bad. and it gave me gas for some strange reason.
Maybe my milk will make it better.
:P
aha diarhea? Who...
I have to fart :P
eskimofishykisses:
(via carmenweirdo)
Really? Wow yea that’s nice yea cause now I can write about that in my Carmen’s life journal :P lol
Wtf.
You love me so much that you have a journal about my life.
Awwww Eddy you’re the best…… i ever had.
Lmfao
My tummy hurts :-/
I just finished eating a sandwich. It was pretty delicious too.Then when I was putting all the stuff I used away I realized that the ham was expired. It didn’t taste funny or anything it actually tasted pretty darn good.
But now my stomach hurts really bad. and it gave me gas for some strange reason.
Maybe my milk will make it better.
:P
I have to fart :P
Carmen
eskimofishykisses:
I was actually going to run tomorrow lol wanna join? But you know i like running in the mornings. You down??
yeah I’m down :)
What time though.? So my lazy ass can wake up.
I need to start running.
Seriously. Once I go back to track practice I am going to die. I am going to be so out of shape it’s not going to be funny.
Some one run with me please?
I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who...
fadedsilhouettes:
(via iwillnotgrowup)
Talladega Nights.
cracks me up every time I see.
I love that movie.
I like to party so I like my Jesus to party :)
“There is something I want to get off my chest. It’s about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I… I mean you probably didn’t hear about it because I went under the name of...
Ricky:”I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he’s a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there’s something special about him… “
Cal: “Because it was Jesus, right… “
Ricky:”Yeah…”
“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ‘bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.”
“Daddy, you made that grace your bitch!”
Can’t he see that we can never be.
He says he loves me :)
but I’m having a real hard time believing it.
